A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve ropes in here.” The rope walks outside, ties a knot in the middle of her body, brushes out the strands at the bottom and heads back into the bar. The bartender says, “Aren’t you the rope I just threw out of here?” The rope replies, “No, I’m a frayed knot…figure8ively speaking.”

Q:  Why did the knot blush?

A:  Because it was undressed.

Q:  Why do figure eights get into a lot of fights?

A:  Because they’re friction devices.

Q:  What do you call a Greek rappeler?

A:  Condescending.

Q:  What did the belay device do to the rope?

A:  It took a bight and eight it.

Q:  What do you call a bent carabiner?

A:  A Pretzl.

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