A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve ropes in here.” The rope walks outside, ties a knot in the middle of her body, brushes out the strands at the bottom and heads back into the bar. The bartender says, “Aren’t you the rope I just threw out of here?” The rope replies, “No, I’m a frayed knot…figure8ively speaking.”
Q: Why did the knot blush?
A: Because it was undressed.
Q: Why do figure eights get into a lot of fights?
A: Because they’re friction devices.
Q: What do you call a Greek rappeler?
Q: What did the belay device do to the rope?
A: It took a bight and eight it.
Q: What do you call a bent carabiner?
A: A Pretzl.
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